Human-caused global warming is poised to sink anything that happens to be residing on the North Pole into the chilly Arctic deep– see The war on Santa Claus (and Superman)

And that suggests Santa needs to rethink his policy for dealing with naughty children — as Non Sequitor makes clear:

Of course, I’m sure the climate-destroying conservatives would try to block any such change — see “Right wing bullies Build-A-Bear into removing videos about manmade climate change.”