I am the director of TBN, The Bullshit Network. TBN is a world leader in online imaginary news and information. We are in the process of exhuming John Wayne so we can use a recording of his voice saying "This is TBN" as our on air logo sound. This is so cool.
I also led the design team for the IWABS satellite system. Although critics said it didn't have to be launched, because It Was All Bullshit, and some said it never was launched, that was never proven. The IWABS data generator remains my proudest achievement. When no one else has, IWABS can provide. "There isn't anything else out there that comes close to the precision and amount of data IWABS can provide", I said, interviewing myself for this bio.